Oh no, I know he's not going to use Marshmallows as leg protectors. Their tendency to multiply aside, dust and lint is never a good medium for stopping a blade (could they stop the blade in another way? Yes, but let's ignore that for now). Besides, where would they come from? As far as I'm concerned he caught all the ones that were created when it and Author had their surprise visit; unless he's keeping one or two as pets in his locker, there shouldn't be any more in that particular Wal-Mart. And if one that he had caged at Aggie's escaped and stowed away in his pants pocket, it would've multiplied countless times just from the pressure created while Deccy walks around. Heck, there would've been a whole army of Marshmallows following behind him like little puppies just from the bike-ride to work! Deccy would've noticed.
Anyways. Right leg, just above the ankle... Yeah, I think I know what Deccy is gonna do.